There’s a Sign on my Back

April 17, 2011 @ 1:37 PM | Annoyed with Comments Off on There’s a Sign on my Back | Print This Post

I don’t think it is quite done yet either because I am the biggest dumbass of all I think. Not only have I essentially been labeled the good for nothing, self centered idiot my a sibling and the black sheep of the family who gets blamed for everything even when not around but also getting condescended any chance my parents get – I now have to support my mother in a way. Apparently she is getting another divorce and she cannot afford to drive herself to work everyday so that job gets laid on my fat ass. So now I’m just a work mule – hmm maybe I should have found a mule picture to post, a fat ass mule (had to do it and I found a fat ass mule to boot).

I think the only saving grace in all of this is the fact that they still have no flipping idea where I actually live and I plan to keep it that way. I’m almost sure she is going to want to talk during the ride which ain’t gonna happen on my part. She is also always hot which means I’d have to turn the heat off and that ain’t going to happen. I’m not going to freeze because she’s hot – it’s called sucking it up because I’m not the one in the bind. Then I told her that some days I don’t go to work for whatever reason and she tries to guilt me by saying well I guess I can just eat a bowl of porridge for dinner to afford the gas. That shit doesn’t work on me.

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