I Have Another Stalker

December 10, 2012 @ 3:24 AM | General with Comments Off on I Have Another Stalker | Print This Post

So on Monday I was raking leaves in the backyard when a van stopped at the front of my place and a guy got out with flowers. He walked over to me and said “Hi, these flowers are for you.” I was like excuse me? He said the note explains it all. I said thank you and he leaves. F R E A K Y

So I lay the flowers on top of one of the bags and finish raking me some leaves. There’s a lot you know. Like 26 bags a lot and that was just the backyard and I didn’t even rake them all. I’m sure I could come up with another 2 bags at least.

After I get done I go inside and place the flowers in a vase. I mean come on, they are pretty. I proceed to read the note. It took the dude THREE paragraphs to say he wasn’t a stalker. He preceded with the fact that he lives right down the street and he’s seen me and tried to wave to me, etc, etc. What it boils down to is that he wants to go out. He leaves his phone number in the note.

I let my neighbor read this and she starts describing him. She’s like oh ya I talked with him last night at the bar and gives me his exact address. I’m like WTF? She says he just moved here about 3 months ago from Illnois and is a mechanic. I’m beyond speechless at this point.

So, yeah, this isn’t the first time I’ve received a note from a guy in the neighborhood but it is the first time they had the balls to deliver it in person. Maybe that’s a plus? :uhh:

The last guy that I received a note from in the neighborhood left it under my windshield wiper on my car.

So I ask you, would YOU go out for a meal with him?


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